Here is a list of all the things I accomplished in 2011
I generated enough head mucus to go through 12 boxes of tissue.
I was followed by wheat thins on Twitter.
I became a designer on Emmy award winning network television show with no design experience whatsoever.
I bought a flat Iron.
I saved Arkam City on Xbox.
My plants, and dog survived another year.
I got involved in civil rights… Okay I saw a movie about apartide.
I grew a beard then shaved it, then grew it back and then shaved it again.
Traveled the world, by world I mean Canada and by traveled I mean visited.
Successfully fought the temptation of pornography if you don’t count the Internet.
I watched the entire first season of “Little wonder”
Taped my second MTV show that the tell me will air in 2012. (like I’m gonna fall for that again)